so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed: 126 Alien Abductions: 5
Enchantments Applied: 220 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY