so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 105132
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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