so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Animals Bred: 154
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 27

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Feeling Minecraft SMP

    Feeling Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last diamond, or if you want to see someone try to build a roller coaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary /mug/ night, where players gather to show off their most ridiculous builds and compete in wacky challenges. From building the tallest tower made entirely out of cake to racing pigs through a maze of lava, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us for a night you’ll never forget (or at least, you’ll try to forget but the memories will haunt you forever).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 67 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6035 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GFsMarathonNoShow

    GFsMarathonNoShow
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of long-distance support? Look no further! Join our server for a marathon of fun and adventure, just like supporting your girlfriend in a race!

    Experience the thrill of meeting new people, just like meeting your girlfriend’s parents for the first time at a marathon! Stick with them for the day and see if you can survive the ultimate test of socializing skills.

    Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide not to join us – just like you’re debating whether to go to the marathon. But hey, if you do decide to join, you might just find yourself in a whirlwind of excitement and drama, just like this Reddit post!

    So come on, give our server a try and see if you can navigate the ups and downs of relationships and marathons alike. Who knows, you might just find yourself sprinting towards a new adventure!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP

    ChildhoodFoolery – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against creepers, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of cake.

    Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the fearless General Cluckington, who once defeated an entire horde of zombies armed only with feathers and determination.

    So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even discover that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood cuddle bug in disguise.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MineSkillz10YearsAgo

    MineSkillz10YearsAgo
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Wish you had started honing your block-building skills 10 years ago? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can turn back time and become a Minecraft master in no time!

    Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the lost city of Creeperville, where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride pigs into battle. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Blocktopia Arena, where players battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pro. Who needs a time machine when you have us?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7198 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 120 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Crops Grown: 7115 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder

    NukeCraft: Biden’s Blocky Blunder
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than biden tryna stop israel from blowin up iranian nuclear sites. why join? cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the creepers. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a really nice guy once you get to know him. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafty Gouty Villagers

    Crafty Gouty Villagers
    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN LEVELS, not some boring gout thing in low-income countries. we have so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rapper’s music video. plus, our players are so skilled they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. join us now and leave gout in the dust, literally.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for LRR Minecraft Server?

    LoadingReadyRun, also known as LRR, is a Canadian sketch comedy group and video production team founded by Graham Stark and Paul Saunders in 2003. They are best known for their popular YouTube channel, where they create comedy sketches, video game content, and podcasts. LRR has a dedicated fan base and has been featured at several gaming and comedy conventions. Their content often combines humor with insightful commentary on pop culture and current events.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends

    TIMERISE Ideal modes ..-.. Minecraft server for you and friends
    The owner of the server “TIMERISE Ideal regimes ..-.. For you and friends” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

    Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 92 Villages Defended: 14

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CakeWarsCraft

    CakeWarsCraft
    Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

    Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

    But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

    Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

    HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?
    Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 47

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CreeperCruncher42

    CreeperCruncher42
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Potions Brewed: 176
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

    NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition
    so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

    oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

    so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

    A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name A New World
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    Description Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

    Q: What makes this server unique?

    A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

    Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

    A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

    Q: Can I team up with other players?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 229 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 37
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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