so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Secret Passages Found: 5
Star Shards Collected: 255 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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