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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
Herobrine Sightings: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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