Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.

Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.

Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	393
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	199
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DumbConvosMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineCraftMania

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual amusement park on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why waste your time on boring old websites when you could be exploring a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

WestWingCraft

accusations, ACCUSED, argentina, controversy, criticism, Drama, Ethics, ethics violation, Government, intellectual property, javier milei, plagiarising, political discourse, Politics, public speaking, scandal, speechwriting, television, UN speech, West Wing, WestWingCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. but that’s not even the best part, bro.

we got this dude, Javier Milei, who’s like the king of the server. he’s accused of plagiarizing UN speeches from the West Wing, like what even is that? but don’t worry, he’s got a killer dance move that will blow your mind.

join this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. plus, we have unlimited cake and diamonds for days. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Eco Chic Ladies Crafty Haven

chic, Crafty, Eco, environmental conditions, environmental impact, financial resources., global health, global study, global well-being, Haven, health, home environment, influence, ladies, living conditions, mental health, Perception, physical health, physical surroundings, pollution levels, quality of life factors, social determinants of health, well-being, Women’s Health, Women’s quality of life

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, AND GOLD FOR DAYS. NOT TO MENTION, THE SKY IS LITERALLY MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS FLY AROUND GIVING OUT FREE COOKIES.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO. FLY AROUND, SHOOT LASERS FROM YOUR EYES, AND SAVE THE DAY LIKE A BOSS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT PINK FLUFFY BUNNY AS A PET? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT BUNNY AND SPREAD JOY AND HAPPINESS TO ALL THE PLAYERS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Welcome to “The Gates of Valhalla: Where Grinding is Fun, Servers are Fresh, and Maturity is Optional”

Adventure, alliances, blood moon, Builder, Community, dynamic challenges, Events, Exploration, Explorer, Fresh, friendship, Fun, GATES, Grinding, Loot, Maturity, Optional, Prestige, Progression, Quests, rare items, Servers, smp, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Valhalla, warrior

Welcome to Valhalla – Minecraft Server

🔥 Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla!

🧬 Innovative Progression Like Never Before

🌍 Fresh, Untouched World Awaits

🎭 Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests

🌕 Survive the Night’s Perils

🎉 Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community

🚀 Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

Server Details

Server IP	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	https://www.valhallacraft.org

Forge your legacy. Overcome the impossible. Rule in Valhalla.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server open for all players?	Yes, the server is open to all players who wish to join the community.
What makes Valhalla different from other servers?	Valhalla offers innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, night perils, and a thriving community.
Are there any exclusive abilities or rare items on the server?	Yes, as you progress in Valhalla, you can unlock exclusive abilities and rare items that set you apart.
How can I participate in weekly events?	You can join the Discord community and stay updated on upcoming events and challenges.
Can I choose my playstyle in Valhalla?	Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, there’s a place for you in Valhalla to forge your legend.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

action combat, Animals, aws, battle passes, Build Guides, convenience items, Cosmetics, EU, Exploration, free to play, guild, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA East, open world, pay to win, Pettan, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Server, shapeshifting mechanic, strategy, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems, Western publisher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can transform into animals for combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to fight off creepers as a majestic unicorn? Our world features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a tornado might sweep through and mix things up. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our microtransactions are all about making you look fabulous while you slay dragons. Join us on NA East, Lottie, where the guild vidya is always up for a laugh, or hop over to EU, Benny, where the guild Pettan is known for their epic dance parties. Come for the adventure, stay for the chaos – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia

-Star Divine- finale, Ai Kotoba IV, AiDee, Angelic Angel, animal, Ano Aozora no Sei da, AventureHolic, Bad End Night, Beat Eater, Bebas, Beyond the Way, Bokura ga kuru kara, cinderella, Cynical Night Plan, echo, entity voices, Envy Baby, fatale, Fly Me to the Star, Gate Open: START!, Hanamaru Pippi wa Yoiko Dake, HI:STREET TIME, hololive, HOLOTORI Dance, Illusion Night, Indonesian Folk Music Medley, Janji, Kakumei Dualism Side A, Kakumei Dualism Side B, Kawaiku Naritai, Kawaikutegomen, kick back, King, Love Me Love Me, MEP, Mermaid Festa vol.1, Minecraft, Ochame Kinou, OTONABLUE, overdose, Paviolia, playboy, Queen, RAD DOGS, Reine Pavolia, Salamander, Sip Some Tea, Slap by Step, smp, Terhebat, the baddest, the forest, USSEEWA, Yummy Yum Yummy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs like “Yummy Yum Yummy” and “Sip Some Tea” – we even have a song called “Illusion Night” that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Pavolia Reine, a hololiveID 2nd gen member who will serenade you with covers of songs like “Fatale” and “Salamander.” Rumor has it that Reine once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a ukulele and a smile – now that’s talent!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to jam out with Reine and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground karaoke bar where creepers sing backup vocals. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4707	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod

body image, Body transformation, communication problems, eating habits, emotional impact, fitness journey, gym obsession, HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod, lifestyle changes, marital communication, marital conflict, mental health, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, support system, unhealthy habits, weight loss

Are you tired of your spouse becoming a gym-obsessed monster right before your eyes? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the gym transformation craze!

On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and watch as your character transforms into a buff, muscular powerhouse without ever setting foot in a real gym. Say goodbye to excessive workout videos and hello to endless fun in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, with our special potion recipes, you can cook up some delicious virtual meals for your character to enjoy, all without the pressure of losing weight or becoming a gym rat. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the grips of the gym transformation madness!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VacayCraft SMP

Adventure, Beach, bucket list, city, Destination, dream vacation, Escape, Explore, getaway, holiday, Journey, long tail tag, Mountains, Paradise, Relaxation, smp, travel, Tropical, vacation, VacayCraft, Wander, Wanderlust

Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, attraction, chemistry, compatibility, Connection, emotions, feelings, Happiness, Heart, Intimacy, joy, long-term commitment, love, LoveCraftedMC, partner, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Farms Harvested:	189	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

Edition, NoiseyCraft, Risk

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

1.21, 1.8, blowing, bug abuse, community-driven, CONSTANT EVOLUTION, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Customization, Discord, Dominion, DUNGEONEER, Dungeons, Griefing, hardearned, Loot, macroing, Map, Passive-play, PvE, racism, RPG, rules, Scamming.., stealing, worlds

The Dominion <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/nurliancraft/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP	thedominion.us

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

🔮DUNGEONS:

🌍 WORLDS:

🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

Are you a Dungeoneer?

Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links:

Discord

Map

Rules:

Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Enchantments Applied:	131
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

ai, AI Chatbot, Artificial Intelligence, Assistance, chatbot sites, feeling, free, Help, Interactive, lonely, lonely at work, Minecraft, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Sites, suggestion, Support, Technology, virtual, work

Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8672

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.