Creeper Cafe: Serving up explosive flavor!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Look no further, because our server is a complete food safety disaster! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of potentially getting food poisoning every time you log on.

Our server is so chaotic that even the chickens are rebelling against the cooks! You never know what kind of crazy concoctions you’ll find in our virtual kitchen, but one thing’s for sure – it’s never boring.

Forget about following proper food safety guidelines, on our server, anything goes! Who needs clean hands and sanitized surfaces when you can have a wild and unpredictable dining experience instead?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and possibly send you running to the virtual bathroom), join us today! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3609
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DumbConvosMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us if you want to witness the most ridiculous conversations you’ll ever hear in your life. From debating whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures to discussing the best way to prank your fellow players, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of hilarity. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join us now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7081	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineCraftMania

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual amusement park on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure bacon. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.

So why waste your time on boring old websites when you could be exploring a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	90	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

WestWingCraft

accusations, ACCUSED, argentina, controversy, criticism, Drama, Ethics, ethics violation, Government, intellectual property, javier milei, plagiarising, political discourse, Politics, public speaking, scandal, speechwriting, television, UN speech, West Wing, WestWingCraft

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. but that’s not even the best part, bro.

we got this dude, Javier Milei, who’s like the king of the server. he’s accused of plagiarizing UN speeches from the West Wing, like what even is that? but don’t worry, he’s got a killer dance move that will blow your mind.

join this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. plus, we have unlimited cake and diamonds for days. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Eco Chic Ladies Crafty Haven

chic, Crafty, Eco, environmental conditions, environmental impact, financial resources., global health, global study, global well-being, Haven, health, home environment, influence, ladies, living conditions, mental health, Perception, physical health, physical surroundings, pollution levels, quality of life factors, social determinants of health, well-being, Women’s Health, Women’s quality of life

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY DIAMONDS, EMERALDS, AND GOLD FOR DAYS. NOT TO MENTION, THE SKY IS LITERALLY MADE OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS FLY AROUND GIVING OUT FREE COOKIES.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO. FLY AROUND, SHOOT LASERS FROM YOUR EYES, AND SAVE THE DAY LIKE A BOSS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT PINK FLUFFY BUNNY AS A PET? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT BUNNY AND SPREAD JOY AND HAPPINESS TO ALL THE PLAYERS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Welcome to “The Gates of Valhalla: Where Grinding is Fun, Servers are Fresh, and Maturity is Optional”

Adventure, alliances, blood moon, Builder, Community, dynamic challenges, Events, Exploration, Explorer, Fresh, friendship, Fun, GATES, Grinding, Loot, Maturity, Optional, Prestige, Progression, Quests, rare items, Servers, smp, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Valhalla, warrior

Welcome to Valhalla – Minecraft Server

🔥 Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla!

🧬 Innovative Progression Like Never Before

🌍 Fresh, Untouched World Awaits

🎭 Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests

🌕 Survive the Night’s Perils

🎉 Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community

🚀 Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

Server Details

Server IP	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	https://www.valhallacraft.org

Forge your legacy. Overcome the impossible. Rule in Valhalla.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server open for all players?	Yes, the server is open to all players who wish to join the community.
What makes Valhalla different from other servers?	Valhalla offers innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, night perils, and a thriving community.
Are there any exclusive abilities or rare items on the server?	Yes, as you progress in Valhalla, you can unlock exclusive abilities and rare items that set you apart.
How can I participate in weekly events?	You can join the Discord community and stay updated on upcoming events and challenges.
Can I choose my playstyle in Valhalla?	Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or warrior, there’s a place for you in Valhalla to forge your legend.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magic Items Found:	5364
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

action combat, Animals, aws, battle passes, Build Guides, convenience items, Cosmetics, EU, Exploration, free to play, guild, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA East, open world, pay to win, Pettan, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Server, shapeshifting mechanic, strategy, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems, Western publisher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can transform into animals for combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to fight off creepers as a majestic unicorn? Our world features adaptive weather systems, so you never know when a tornado might sweep through and mix things up. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our microtransactions are all about making you look fabulous while you slay dragons. Join us on NA East, Lottie, where the guild vidya is always up for a laugh, or hop over to EU, Benny, where the guild Pettan is known for their epic dance parties. Come for the adventure, stay for the chaos – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Star Shards Collected:	153
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Buildings Constructed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minecraft SMP: /mep/ – Queen Paviolia

-Star Divine- finale, Ai Kotoba IV, AiDee, Angelic Angel, animal, Ano Aozora no Sei da, AventureHolic, Bad End Night, Beat Eater, Bebas, Beyond the Way, Bokura ga kuru kara, cinderella, Cynical Night Plan, echo, entity voices, Envy Baby, fatale, Fly Me to the Star, Gate Open: START!, Hanamaru Pippi wa Yoiko Dake, HI:STREET TIME, hololive, HOLOTORI Dance, Illusion Night, Indonesian Folk Music Medley, Janji, Kakumei Dualism Side A, Kakumei Dualism Side B, Kawaiku Naritai, Kawaikutegomen, kick back, King, Love Me Love Me, MEP, Mermaid Festa vol.1, Minecraft, Ochame Kinou, OTONABLUE, overdose, Paviolia, playboy, Queen, RAD DOGS, Reine Pavolia, Salamander, Sip Some Tea, Slap by Step, smp, Terhebat, the baddest, the forest, USSEEWA, Yummy Yum Yummy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with original songs like “Yummy Yum Yummy” and “Sip Some Tea” – we even have a song called “Illusion Night” that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the one and only Pavolia Reine, a hololiveID 2nd gen member who will serenade you with covers of songs like “Fatale” and “Salamander.” Rumor has it that Reine once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a ukulele and a smile – now that’s talent!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to jam out with Reine and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground karaoke bar where creepers sing backup vocals. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	196
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod

body image, Body transformation, communication problems, eating habits, emotional impact, fitness journey, gym obsession, HubbyGoneFitButIMissHisBod, lifestyle changes, marital communication, marital conflict, mental health, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship issues, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, support system, unhealthy habits, weight loss

Are you tired of your spouse becoming a gym-obsessed monster right before your eyes? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the gym transformation craze!

On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and watch as your character transforms into a buff, muscular powerhouse without ever setting foot in a real gym. Say goodbye to excessive workout videos and hello to endless fun in the world of Minecraft!

Plus, with our special potion recipes, you can cook up some delicious virtual meals for your character to enjoy, all without the pressure of losing weight or becoming a gym rat. Join now and reclaim your sanity from the grips of the gym transformation madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Star Shards Collected:	127	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VacayCraft SMP

Adventure, Beach, bucket list, city, Destination, dream vacation, Escape, Explore, getaway, holiday, Journey, long tail tag, Mountains, Paradise, Relaxation, smp, travel, Tropical, vacation, VacayCraft, Wander, Wanderlust

Are you tired of boring old vacations to the beach or the mountains? Well, have we got the perfect getaway for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans around every corner. Want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Go for it! Feel like challenging a group of skeletons to a dance-off? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this feathered fortune?

So forget about boring vacations and join our Minecraft SMP for the trip of a lifetime. Who needs sandy beaches when you can have exploding sheep and talking villagers? See you in the wacky world of our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, attraction, chemistry, compatibility, Connection, emotions, feelings, Happiness, Heart, Intimacy, joy, long-term commitment, love, LoveCraftedMC, partner, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming life! Join us and fall in love with our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. Rumor has it that he once taught Steve how to do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly baked cookies made by villagers with questionable baking skills.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AssistCraft: LegalizeTheEnd

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon that farts rainbows. we got so many cool mods like a talking chicken that tells jokes and a dancing creeper that drops disco balls instead of exploding.

join us and you can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a magical unicorn as a prize. we even have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a group of ninja turtles.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NoiseyCraft: AF Risk Edition

Edition, NoiseyCraft, Risk

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans!

on our server, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. yep, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!

not only that, but we also have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying golden eggs for anyone who can catch it. but be careful, this chicken is no ordinary chicken, it’s got a mean kick!

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? that’s right, get ready to dance your blocky butt off with all your fellow players.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Dominion: Where even the creepers think twice before blowing up your hard-earned loot!

1.21, 1.8, blowing, bug abuse, community-driven, CONSTANT EVOLUTION, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Customization, Discord, Dominion, DUNGEONEER, Dungeons, Griefing, hardearned, Loot, macroing, Map, Passive-play, PvE, racism, RPG, rules, Scamming.., stealing, worlds

The Dominion <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/gta-5-online-multiplayer-spawn-trapping/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to The Dominion Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.thedominion.us
Alternate IP	thedominion.us

🌟 Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion

🔮DUNGEONS:

🌍 WORLDS:

🛠️CUSTOMIZATION:

👥 COMMUNITY DRIVEN:

🆕 CONSTANT EVOLUTION:

Are you a Dungeoneer?

Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

Links:

Discord

Map

Rules:

Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules. Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Lonely at Work Minecraft Server

ai, AI Chatbot, Artificial Intelligence, Assistance, chatbot sites, feeling, free, Help, Interactive, lonely, lonely at work, Minecraft, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Sites, suggestion, Support, Technology, virtual, work

Are you tired of talking to boring old AI chatbots? Do you crave some virtual companionship that will make you LOL? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our AI chatbots are programmed to crack jokes, tell funny stories, and even engage in epic roleplaying adventures with you. Join us and never feel lonely again – unless you count all the zombies and creepers trying to take you down in the game! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	69
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Animals Bred:	183
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Bloober Destroys Team Silent in Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Bloober, comparison, controversy, critique, Destroys, Development, fan reactions, gameplay, Gaming, gaming industry, Horror, Konami, Minecraft, opinion, psychological horror, remake, SILENT, silent hill 2, Silent Hill franchise, smp, survival horror, TEAM, Team Silent, video game

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like Silent Hill 2 – never good! But don’t worry, we’ve polished that sh*t into a real gem, just like Bloober did!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of running through haunted forests, dodging creepy monsters, and solving mind-bending puzzles. Who needs Silent Hill 2 when you can have our server instead?

But beware, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a jump scare or two. Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”