so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Villages Defended: 9
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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