so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors

    Crafty Protein Designers & Structure Predictors
    Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about the craziest Minecraft server out there? It’s like winning the Nobel Prize in Chemistry 2024, but for gamers! We got David Baker creating some sick computational protein designs in the virtual world. And don’t even get me started on Demis Hassabis and John Jumper predicting protein structures like it’s nobody’s business.

    Join our server for the ultimate protein-packed adventure! Build new proteins, predict complex structures, and unleash your inner scientist in the world of Minecraft. It’s like winning a Nobel Prize every time you log on. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and start crafting some virtual proteins like a boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Whip It Good Minecraft Server

    Whip It Good Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a world where corporal punishment is frowned upon? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, not only is it permitted, it’s encouraged! Join our wacky community where teachers slap students left and right, all with the full support of their parents. It’s a wild, wild world out here, so come on in and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knew getting smacked around could be so much fun?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 58 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Gods Slained: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Get Real Minecraft SMP

    Get Real Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of paying taxes on your boring old land-based house? Join our Minecraft SMP and live in a luxurious houseboat in a floating community off the coast of Yellowknife! Not only do you pay zero tax, but you also get to use all the city services like free ice fishing lessons and polar bear protection patrols. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor is actually a friendly walrus who loves to host dance parties on the ice floes. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live like a true Arctic adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP

    ShirtlessSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Potions Brewed: 85
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mines Excavated: 1176
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Farms Harvested: 754

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Close Call Craft

    Close Call Craft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is accidentally falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, the closest you’ll come to dying is when you’re facing off against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!

    Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding creepers, dodge fire-breathing dragons, and even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and possibly send you flying off of it), then come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 665 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BorderGuardz Minecraft Server

    BorderGuardz Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

    imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

    plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13
    Runes Activated: 2 Animals Bred: 148
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia

    ChemicalCraft: Ukraine vs Russia
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can fight off evil Russians using chemical weapons against the Armed Forces of Ukraine! Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the crazy chaos happening around you! Team up with other players to strategize and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure waiting for you on our server! Join now and show those Russians who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Ores Mined: 6382 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 186
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • GroomedCraft Minecraft Server

    GroomedCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content creators giving you advice? Well, look no further! Join our server where the owner is a master of doxxing forums and has all the inside scoop on how to become a successful content creator.

    Forget about those mainstream influencers, come join us and become the next 2view sensation to be groomed by Proctor Zakharov himself. And if you happen to land a job at a big corporation, make sure to spill all the juicy secrets to him just like everyone else does. Who needs loyalty when you can have all the gossip?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find out about the next big company closure before it’s even announced. It’s like insider trading, but for Minecraft players!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Farms Harvested: 924 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • >Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

    >Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 6317 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • StepmomTearsCraft

    StepmomTearsCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

    Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

    But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

    So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 184 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

    FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

    Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

    We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

    So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AfterlifeCraft

    AfterlifeCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dimension Hops: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

    Doughnut Hole Tornadoes
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

    Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ores Mined: 4129
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

    New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

    And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’
    Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1684 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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