so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Enchantments Applied: 192 Epic Battles Fought: 16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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