CrazyCraftin SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

KidCraft: No Help, No Kids!

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Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your company? Join our Minecraft server and escape the corporate circus! We promise no one will come knocking on your virtual door asking for free labor “for the kids.” Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and relax without any unwanted emails or calls from your ex-employer. Plus, we have a special event where you can throw virtual gifts at each other to make up for all the real-life gift wrapping you had to endure. So come join us and leave the drama behind – after all, it’s not your circus, not your monkeys!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mines Excavated:	3204	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyCritters: Pick Your Spirit Animal!

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Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be ANY animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the pixelated meadows? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing the other players? No problem. Join our server and let your wildest animal fantasies come to life! Who needs boring old humans when you can be a mythical creature wreaking havoc on the virtual world? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Fauna’s Outer Wilds adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of dodging grasshoppers and their sneaky bait while building the craziest structures you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passages that will keep you on your toes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Ara Ara button that will grant you special powers in the game.

So why wait? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just remember to report, hide, and ignore those pesky grasshoppers – they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BBBYQ – Ryan Cohen Edition – Larry Cheng Went onto ThePPShow Podcast Minecraft SMP

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We’ve got ex-board members making wild claims, share buyback fraud explained in the most outrageous ways possible, and even a theory about companies doing a 180 and squeezing short sellers for riches. And don’t even get us started on the “Reverse Uno” move that could benefit shareholders – it’s like playing a game of Monopoly with real money!

But that’s not all – we’ve got lawsuits, dismissed short swing rules, and even a “pump and dump” case that’s still active. And let’s not forget about the bad actors trying to delay chapter 11 proceedings – it’s like a soap opera, but with more blocks and creepers.

So come on in, strap on your tinfoil hat, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy theories we’ll come up with next – maybe we’ll even uncover the truth behind Ryan Cohen’s secret plan to take over the server. Stay comfy, expect delays, and remember: nothing is finalized until the chapter 11 has fully concluded. Larry Cheng may be a current board member of GameStop, but here, anything is possible. Join us now and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NoParentalPermission-NoHousePayment

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Are you tired of family drama and looking for a fresh start? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the toxic relatives behind, just like this player left her family drama in the dust.

On our server, you can build your dream home without any interference from pesky family members demanding money. No more guilt trips or manipulation tactics here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never feel like an outsider again. Whether you’re blue collar, white collar, or somewhere in between, everyone is welcome to join in on the laughter and adventures.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs family when you have a virtual family of fellow gamers to support you? Join us now and leave the real world behind – drama-free guaranteed!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ScarCraftStory

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Join our Minecraft server and create your own scar-inducing stories! Whether you got blown up by a creeper, fell into a pit of lava, or accidentally punched a zombie pigman, every scar on your pixelated body will have a hilarious tale to tell. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough scars, you’ll unlock the secret of unlimited diamonds! So come on, join us and let the adventures (and scars) begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

OrbansCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

if you join this server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the mystical land of pixelated wonders. but watch out for the evil gnomes who like to steal your diamonds when you’re not looking.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and shoots you out into a pool of rainbow-colored water? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane adventure of your life, come join us on this server. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	79
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dino-Doom Asteroid Server

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yo, dis server be like dat asteroid dat wiped out dem dinos, except instead of killin’ u, it be bringin’ u to da most lit minecraft world u eva seen! imagine buildin’ yo crib in a land where dino bones be da foundation and lava be flowin’ like a never-endin’ party! join dis server if u wanna be part of da ultimate survival adventure, where u gotta fight off creepers, zombies, and maybe even a T-Rex or two! ain’t no other server like dis one, so join now and let’s make history together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Holy Grails Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

☀️❤ FREE DONATION FOR DIAMONDS ❤☀️ Minecraft server

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Hi, friend. Do you want to find a Cool server for SURVIVAL on your phone?

Then come to us >✨TalesCraft✨

We look forward to new players and hold Competitions and Events every week. We have created a truly high-quality server for convenient gaming.

✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, extract resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.

Our website: shop.talescrat.ru

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

No Peek Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter! Why should you join? Because our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

We have custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Want to ride a pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword? We got you covered. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is on the guest list. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and don’t even think about looking at Smash, because our server is where the real party is at!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Dragon Scales Harvested:	371

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyDadGaySon

acceptance, aita, Communication, copying behavior, CraftyDadGaySon, FaceTime, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Financial Stability, gender stereotypes, good dad, Headbands, Homophobia, LGBTQ, love, making our son gay, not together, parenting, personal beliefs, ridiculous reaction, son’s father

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

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Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Emeralds Found:	834
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7763	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4