so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 6
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8660

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SisTallProbsMC

    SisTallProbsMC
    Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

    We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

    Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 235 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • PixelPretties

    PixelPretties
    What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Potions Brewed: 115
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

    LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!
    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Dragon Eggs Found: 4976
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Helosion

    Helosion

    New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Star Shards Collected: 234
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7753 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

    Crafty Minds Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

    If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Zombie Dances: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Void Gems Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

    Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Star Shards Collected: 168

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

    CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!
    Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

    So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 8260

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

    BlazeCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 265
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Potions Brewed: 159
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Void Armor Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyWelcomeCulture

    CraftyWelcomeCulture
    so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Holy Coconut

    Holy Coconut

    We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 95 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Raftel

    Raftel

    PvP-Factions Unique 1.21 TNT Disable 2000 blocks around spawn Farmable In-Game Grades Competitive Ranking | Faction | Individual PvP Top Faction/PVP/Build Reward Regular events Server opening on October 18, 2024 Beta registration on our website

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam Minecraft Server

    MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

    NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

    Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • BlockyLoveReject

    BlockyLoveReject
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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