so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 172
Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Emeralds Found: 4244 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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