CraftyVerse Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Sleepy Time Edition, the most dreamy and whimsical Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us on this server where you can build your own magical dreamland filled with fluffy clouds and rainbow unicorns. But be careful, because at night, the evil Pillow Monsters come out to play!

Previous players have reported encountering mystical creatures like the Bedtime Bandit, who steals your diamonds while you sleep. But don’t worry, our new universal parry technique will help you fend off these pesky thieves.

With new characters like Joker, Jason, Banana Guard, and even Agent Smith from The Matrix, you’ll never run out of adventures to embark on. Plus, our PvE mode will have you facing off against the ultimate boss – the Sandman himself!

So grab your pillow sword and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server. Who needs sleep when you can have endless fun in the dream world of Sleepy Time Edition?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Chimeras Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

STWForALL

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Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8892
Dimension Hops:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9779
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Farms Harvested:	772

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CruelCrafts

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Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5728
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Items Found:	5667

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mines Excavated:	1268
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

UNLAWFULGADGETS

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Social Distancing Craft

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so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!