so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Divine Spears Created: 28 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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