so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 21 Buildings Constructed: 19
Ores Mined: 1393 Treasure Maps Found: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 6001 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY