so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY