so like, u know that dude zelenskyy, right? well he’s like, going on this total diplomacy blitz all over europe to promote his epic ‘victory plan’ for ukraine. but like, forget about that for a sec and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got pigs that fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s totally wild! plus, our admins are like, actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (but no wishing for more wishes, that’s just greedy).

also, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Void Gems Collected: 40 Rune Stones Activated: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Falling into the Void: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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