so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
Emeralds Found: 5274 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magic Items Found: 7070

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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