CraftyTongue | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Cosmos: Where the Universe is Just a Bunch of Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the entire universe exists solely to create iron! Yes, you heard that right, forget about exploring galaxies or discovering new planets, all you need to do is mine for iron on our server and you’ll be fulfilling the ultimate purpose of existence.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of iron-loving aliens who will trade you rare items in exchange for your precious iron. Rumor has it that they even have diamond armor made entirely out of iron, because why not?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a giant iron golem as our server mascot who will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that try to ruin your iron-mining adventures. So come join us and be a part of the iron revolution in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

YeehawCraft: Where even creepers say ‘Murica!’

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is so lit, even China is bowing down to our greatness. Join us and witness the power of America as we dominate the virtual world of Minecraft.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and instantly became invincible. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on dragons breathing fire. The other players were so in awe that they started throwing diamonds at their feet in tribute. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have weekly dragon tea parties where we discuss world domination and eat cake made out of enchanted golden apples. It’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to make China submit to your Minecraft skills. Let’s do this!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	8056

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Drama Queens: Hololive Edition

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where Cover Corp decided to create a vtuber pairing between a hololive and a holostar. But wait, there’s more! Each character has an official boyfriend in their wiki bios – talk about scandalous!

Join our server for a chance to witness the drama unfold as players choose sides and defend their favorite vtubers. Will the female vtuber with the biggest backlash surprise you? Only one way to find out – join us now and immerse yourself in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Towns Built:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelPikaCraft: Where Pikachu meets Minecraft!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic Pikachu skins? Look no further, because on our server, we have Pikachu on steroids! That’s right, our Pikachu is so buff, it’s practically a legendary Pokemon. And don’t worry about the police, because they’re too busy trying to catch Pikachu to bother you! Join us for a wild ride filled with illegal stat blocks and crazy adventures. Who knows, you might even become the next Pikachu master!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixelated Bitches and Phones: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting ghosted by gym babes too busy with their Tikfuk brainrot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll find a community of players who are ready to give you all the attention you deserve!

Join us and experience a world where technology doesn’t get in the way of forming meaningful connections. Our players are always ready to chat, build, and have a good time together. Who needs a gym babe when you have a whole squad of Minecraft buddies, am I right?

So leave behind the world of atomized societies and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our players!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyGusties – Where Atelier meets Minecraft in a LOL-tastic way! #18

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon). Join now for a chance to win a virtual diamond pickaxe that actually mines real diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may not actually be real).

But wait, there’s more! Link your account to our server’s d*scord and receive a whopping 3000 gems. That’s enough gems to build a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks. And if that’s not enough, we have limited-time event missions that will test your Minecraft skills to the max.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey more epic than a quest to find the rarest diamond in the land. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Animals Bred:	170	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

UnobtainiumCraft: Where even the diamond armor is out of reach, sorry bros!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can actually have things? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise you will never have anything! That’s right, no tools, no resources, just you and your bare hands trying to survive in a world where everything is against you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a group of mischievous ghosts who love to mess with players. They’ll steal your items, spawn mobs on you when you least expect it, and even change the weather just to mess with you. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a supernatural twist!

If you’re looking for a challenge like no other and want to test your skills in a world where nothing is handed to you, then join our server today. Just remember, you will never have this…but that’s what makes it so much fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Characters: LOL Edition – Where every block tells a hilarious tale! #MinecraftMadness

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and planting flowers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where evil reigns supreme and chaos is the name of the game.

Picture this: you spawn into a world where the sun never shines and the only color is the blood red sky. Creepers roam freely, explosions are a daily occurrence, and lava flows like water. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive in this hellish landscape.

Join us if you dare, and embrace your inner villain. Build a fortress made entirely of obsidian, create traps to ensnare unsuspecting players, and unleash your malevolent creativity upon the world. Who knows, you may even become the ruler of this twisted realm, feared by all who dare to cross your path.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your evil side run wild. Just remember, on this server, only the wicked survive.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magic Items Found:	6236	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	941	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Crafty LOLand: Where Blocks Speak Your Language!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of fearless players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He led them on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant whoever holds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging exploding dance moves (literally).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and egg-throwing combat. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken take down a zombie with a well-aimed egg.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Sir Oinksalot and DJ Creeper are waiting for you with open hooves and explosive beats.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4348
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Anger Management Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Idol Adventures: NanaSetsuna Edition – Join /llsifg/ #3693 for some blocky fun!

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Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! This server is about to become the ultimate Love Live Games General, where you can experience the craziest events and updates in the Love Live universe!

Join us for SIF2 GL: Shiki Multi Live / KanonKeke URs, where you can pull the most epic cards and dominate the game like a true idol master. Don’t miss out on the Graduation gacha in LLLL, where you can say goodbye to your favorite idols in the most dramatic way possible.

But that’s not all! Nijigasaki VN is coming to Switch, Love Live! Days vol 52 is dropping in June, and peace piece pizza is releasing on May 8th (yes, you read that right). And let’s not forget about the upcoming School Idol Musical album – it’s going to be a banger!

So why wait? Join us now and immerse yourself in the wild world of Love Live like never before. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate idol master and lead your own subunit to victory. See you on the server, idol enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crops Grown:	5839
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Cougars: Where older boyfriends mine your heart away!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a strong, rugged Minecraft player to protect you from creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect virtual boyfriend to shower you with love and diamonds! Join now and let your pixelated romance blossom in ways you never thought possible. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a hunky Minecraft boyfriend to build with and protect you from all the virtual dangers of the blocky world? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity for pixelated love and adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mines Excavated:	2336
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AreolaCraft: Where you can wrap your mouth around more than just blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bumpy as a big, brown, milky, yummy areola! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant cow with the most magnificent set of udders you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that those who dare to milk the cow will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and emeralds! But be warned, the cow is not easily amused and will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to its precious milk. So put on your dancing shoes and join us on this epic adventure filled with bumpy areolas and endless treasures!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	168
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

United Western World – No USA Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic and chaotic as a full-scale invasion of the US by the entire western world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning amphibious landings on coasts as big as the Atlantic and Pacific coasts of America. Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories like a boss.

Who needs real-world logistics when you can just respawn and try again? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to invade and partition the US in Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they can be more dangerous than any army.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Forest Fiasco

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori herself hangs out! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that only allows the most fabulous and funny players to enter. If you’re not wearing a sparkly unicorn onesie, you’re not getting in.

2. Calliope Mori personally hand-picks all the players on our server based on their ability to do the chicken dance while reciting Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a real talent show extravaganza!

3. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night on our server, hosted by none other than a group of dancing llamas. You don’t want to miss out on that, do you?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the madness and mayhem that only the Kakkoi Killa Cutie, Calliope Mori, can bring!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchantments Applied:	87
Animals Bred:	162	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
New Chunks Explored:	341212	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2