HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES WOULD WANNA BE A PART OF IT??

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Ores Mined: 9882 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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