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Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6072	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	115
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crops Grown:	9162	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Enchantments Applied:	271	Farms Harvested:	765

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Farms Harvested:	809

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	154
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6341
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Emeralds Found:	2442	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CruelCrafts

Aether, ai npcs, alliances, Blueskies, challenge, city building, CruelCrafts, deeper and darker, Dimensions, Discord, dragons, Economy, Factions, Giveaways, immersive experience, Land claiming, mettle test, Minecolonies, Minecraft, Survival, survival skills, The Abyss, Twilight Forest, Wealthy

Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

Giveaways and challenges on discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	1806
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4