CraftyShitters Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BroCraft: No Cheap Knockoffs!

AITAH, Allergies, Amazon, brocraft, brother, Cheap, cheap knockoff, Confrontation, CVS, Defensive, demanding, Ethics, expensive, Honesty, knockoffs, loratadine pill, Principle, product, Replace, Replacement, stealing, theft, twin brother

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Crops Grown:	6603
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the principle of not stealing…even when it comes to allergy pills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pill-counting drama and sibling shenanigans.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the mystery of the missing loratadine pills. Will you confront your virtual twin brother and demand a 1 for 1 comp on Minecraft CVS? Or will you embark on a quest to find the ultimate deal on Amazon for 300 pills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of demanding justice for stolen allergy medication in a blocky, pixelated universe. Join now and show the world that even in Minecraft, stealing is never okay…especially when it comes to allergy pills!

CringeWorthyTrendsMC SMP

childhood memories, childhood trends, cringe-worthy accessories, cringe-worthy activities, cringe-worthy behavior, cringe-worthy fads, cringe-worthy fashion, cringe-worthy hairstyles, cringe-worthy music, cringe-worthy slang, cringe-worthy styles, cringe-worthy toys, cringe-worthy trends, cringe-worthy trends from the past, cringe-worthy TV shows, CringeWorthyTrendsMC, embarrassing trends, fashion faux pas, Nostalgia, regrettable trends, smp, trends we regret

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

OMG like, remember when we all used to wear those super baggy pants with chains hanging off them? Like, what were we thinking, right? But hey, if you wanna relive those cringey days and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! We have a whole town dedicated to recreating the fashion disasters of the past, complete with giant chain wallets and neon shoelaces. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where you can dance to 90s pop music all night long. So come join us and let’s cringe together in style, baby!

SelfLoathingCraft

SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-critique, self-doubt, self-exploration, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation, SelfLoathingCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Towns Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	7079
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into a majestic unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out of your hooves! That’s right, no more plain old blocky characters for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bacon Dimension, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. You can ride a bacon-powered rocket ship to explore this deliciously wacky world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, they throw the best llama dance parties this side of the Nether.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up in a world of unicorns, bacon, and ninja llamas? Join us today and let the ridiculousness begin!

LebCraft Presidential Showdown

army chief, Conflict Resolution, Democracy, Diplomacy, election, Government, leadership, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, power, president, PRESIDENTIAL, showdown, Stalemate, TRANSITION, united states, US-backed, Victory

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/100	Votes:	4800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Votes:	8877
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	2843
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the US-backed army chief has been elected as the president of Lebanon, ending a stalemate that lasted for years. why join, you ask? well, because now you can build your own presidential palace and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! show them who’s boss by creating laws and enforcing them with your army of pixelated minions. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the president is a minecraft character? it’s like living in a virtual reality where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers. so come on, join us and let’s make lebanon great again… in minecraft!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

banner, description, height, husk, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, width, Without

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	4921	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cpxm.vanilla-box.ru

CreateHive [Modded]

Adventure, aeroplanes, Community, CreateHive, Creative, Custom Plugins, DECORATIVE BLOCKS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Here are 20 comma separated tags from the Minecraft server description that are not part of the content provided: missions, Minigames, Modded, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, resource packs, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

CreateHive Minecraft Server

Hi all!

I run a Minecraft server called CreateHive. We have over 100 members now. Our server has create add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!

If you wish to join, head over to our website at https://createhive.org !

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the CreateHive server?	Visit our website at https://createhive.org and follow the instructions for joining.
What add-ons does the server have?	We have add-ons like missions, aeroplanes, decorative blocks and much more!
How many members does CreateHive have?	We have over 100 members currently.
Can I suggest new add-ons for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members. You can contact us through our website.

Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	New Chunks Explored:	472895
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5844	Magic Items Found:	1515
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/200	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	7344	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/900	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Void Armor Forged:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	13

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	7894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/700	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Votes:	4511
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9351
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

Players:	100/800	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	47