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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 338
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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