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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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