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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Farms Harvested: 976 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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