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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Void Armor Forged: 18
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

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