CraftyPurchases | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HubsCashUpgrade

aita, bank accounts, Car Insurance, Commission, Dinners, Expenses, family, Financial Communication, financial equality, financial responsibility, financial stress, HubsCashUpgrade, husband, income, income gap, income increase, irritated, kid expenses, Marriage, Sales, savings

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your marriage choices? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your spouse over who should pay for in-game expenses.

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.

Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.

EmoQueen SMP: Spotting Unmet Needs

Affection, appreciation, Communication, Connection, EmoQueen, emotional needs, Empathy, empowerment, fulfillment, Intimacy, love, mental health, recognition, SECURITY, self esteem, smp, Spotting, Support, Trust, Understanding, unmet, unmet needs, validation, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo bros, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta know all about the emotional needs of women. Like, they always be wanting attention and validation, ya know? And if you don’t give it to them, they start acting all cray cray. So if you see a girl on the server building a giant heart out of pink wool, you better go give her some diamonds or she gonna explode or something. Trust me, I’ve seen it happen.

But for real, this server is lit AF and we got all the crazy builds and drama you could ever want. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we only let in people who can do the floss dance IRL. So if you wanna be part of the coolest crew in Minecraft history, hit us up and join the madness. Just remember to bring your A-game and some tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll be shedding. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🍞💯 #MinecraftSMPGoals #GirlsLoveDiamonds #FlossOrGTFO 🕺🏼💎

SnotCraft – Clearing Drip & Having Fun!

Allergies, Clearing, cold, Congestion, cough, Drip, flu, Fun, health, home remedies, mucus, nasal congestion, nasal drip remedies, natural remedies, post nasal drip, Relief, remedies, remedies for post nasal drip, Sinus, sinus infection, SnotCraft, sore throat, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of constantly dealing with post nasal drip after a cold? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting magically clear your sinuses. Our virtual world is filled with secret potions and enchanted blocks that will have you breathing easy in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a special remedy that will have you feeling like a brand new player. So come on over and say goodbye to post nasal drip forever!

Block and Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, assets frozen, banned organization, banter, BLOCK, Blood and Honour, criminal organization, extremism, extremist group, far right, far-right movement, Government, group, hate group, illegal activities, Minecraft, national security, nationalist, racism, radicalization, Server, Terrorism, violence, White Supremacy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Star Shards Collected:	95
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity, yo. u gotta join cuz we got crazier shenanigans den a llama on a pogo stick. we got diamond armor-wearing chickens and creepers that explode in confetti.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and cake. and if u find da hidden portal, u can travel to a land where pigs fly and cows do the macarena.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret society of villagers who throw wild parties every night and trade emeralds for enchanted items. and if u dare to challenge the ender dragon, u might just find yourself in a dance-off instead of a battle.

so come on, join dis server and experience da wackiest, wildest, and most ridiculous adventures in all of minecraft. but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back. da fun will never end!

ZapBoomCraft: RussianRage

air raid, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, current events, Destruction, eastern europe, international news, kills 13, military attack, political tensions, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian airstrike, RussianRage, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War, world news, ZapBoomCraft, Zaporizhzhia

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Farms Harvested:	818
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6

come join our minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are creeper blasts, not russian airstrikes! we promise no one will die, except maybe your character if you’re not careful. plus, our city of Zaporizhzhia is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways, just like a real war zone! join now for a truly explosive experience, without all the real-life danger.

Death Day Celebration

celebration, Christian, Christian holiday, crucifixion, crucifixion of Jesus, Day, death, Easter, FAITH, Good Friday, holiday, HOLY WEEK, Jesus Christ, observance, Redemption, Religious, Remembrance, resurrection, sacrifice, Solemn, tradition

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	60
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

LOL come join our minecraft server, we got more fun than a llama riding a pig! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin like a disco ball. our mods are cooler than a polar bear in sunglasses.

we got mini games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll snort like a pig. our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of tnt.

join us and you’ll have more fun than a chicken doing the cha cha slide. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Social Media Rage Craft

Craft, emotional reactions, frequent users, infrequent peers, irritability, irritability test, Media, new findings, Posting, RAGE, Social, social media, social media behavior, social media effects, social media free, social media habits, social media impact, social media patterns, social media posting, social media research, social media study, social media usage, Tempers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	7959
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? If you join, you’ll be like, super chill and not all irritable like those peeps who post on social media all the time. Like, seriously, who needs that drama?

Join our server and you’ll be so zen, you’ll be able to build the most epic creations without getting all worked up over some stupid tweet. Plus, our community is so rad, you’ll make friends for life and never feel the need to vent your frustrations online.

So, like, come on over and join us, because who needs social media drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft? Let’s build some insane stuff together and leave all that irritability behind!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, Girls, girls only, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.wn3g.vanillaboxmc.ru

Galdrasaga

Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Galdrasaga, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

Description

A brand new world is opened before you – new lands to explore, settle, and make your own with others to assist or to hinder you. Many of the mods focus on exploration, neat little additions and dark magic, which happens to be especially bloody here. Automate your base using Rats, create machines using Biomancy, and explore the fully overhauled End and Nether. So, go forth, adventurer! There’s roleplay to be done!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play solo on the server?	Yes, you can play solo or join others to explore the world together.
Are there specific rules for the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s rulebook for more information.
Can I use mods on the server?	Yes, you can use mods that are approved by the server admins. Please check with them before installing any mods.

Gin Space Odyssey 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Anime, chapters 686-695, comedy, Final Ending Scam Trial, gin, gintama, japanese, long tail tags, Manga, manga series, odyssey, Parody, Samurai, shonen jump, Silver Soul Arc, Silver Soul movie, Sorachi Hideaki, Space, storytime, The Old Days, Volume 76

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Dragon Eggs Found:	3415	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Yo, broskis! Come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a sugar rush! We’re talking about a server that will make you question reality and have you screaming “what in the blocky world is happening?!”

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the Silver Soul Arc of Minecraft servers. It’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

And get this, we’ve got a Final Ending Scam Trial event that will have you scratching your head and wondering if you’re in the Upside Down. Plus, we even have a Silver Soul movie playing on repeat for your viewing pleasure.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and experience the old days of Minecraft like never before! Just make sure to bring your tinfoil hat because things are about to get weird.

Ex Sentimental Purge Minecraft Server

break up, Childhood, Closure, cooperation, emotional baggage, ex, healing, holding on, Maturity, Minecraft, moving on, moving out, nephew, Niece, photos, Purge, Resentment, sentimental, sentimental things, Server, service dog, Support, Threats, toxic relationship

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of revenge (in-game, of course).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about your ex-fiancé swooping in to claim it. Our server is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild, without any toxic exes ruining your fun.

And hey, if you ever come across any photos of your ex and his childhood dog, niece, and nephew in-game, feel free to toss them into a lava pit! We won’t judge – after all, it’s just pixels, right?

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t yell at you to move on and get a life every time they see you. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this crazy virtual world!

MommaMoneyMinecraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crops Grown:	7604	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of epic gamers!

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family, like our 17-year-old cleaner at a hospital? Join our server and let loose with some crazy adventures! No more cooking and cleaning for ungrateful siblings, now you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Forget about sharing your hard-earned money with your mom, on our server, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. No more late-night cleaning sessions after your lazy sisters, now you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons and defeat monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

SilentThoughts Minecraft SMP

Connection, contemplation, Deep thinking, Empathy, global communication, global unity, Humanity, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, innermost thoughts, introspection, introspective moment, introspective silence, mind reading, Minecraft, Reflection, Silence, SilentThoughts, smp, thought experiment, Thoughts, Understanding, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most lit server ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and they found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And then, get this, they rode a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was insane, bro!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a king surrounded by deliciousness. And every Friday, there’s a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the map. You gotta find it, man!

So, if you want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright crazy Minecraft adventure of your life, then you better join this SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always mine diamonds and never trust a sneaky Enderman. Stay woke, my fellow gamers!

Skillz4Nuthin

Abandoned, disregarded, dormant, dusty, Forgotten, learned, neglected, never used, obsolete, Outdated, Overlooked, Rusty, Skills, Skillz4Nuthin, unapplied, unpracticed, unutilized, useless

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4249
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of letting your skills go to waste in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally put those forgotten talents to good use!

Join us and show off that amazing talent you learned back in the day, like juggling flaming swords or speaking fluent dolphin. Our server is the perfect place to showcase your unique abilities and impress your fellow players.

Who knows, maybe your long-forgotten skill will finally come in handy during an epic battle or a daring quest. So why wait? Join our server today and let your talents shine like never before!

GulfCraftMexiLolz

border issues, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Gulf of America, GulfCraftMexiLolz, international relations, Latin America, mexico, mexico city, Mexico-US relations, North America, Politics, President Sheinbaum, sarcastic response, social media, trump, Trump administration, united states, world news

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server so lit that even Mexico’s President Sheinbaum is offering sarcastic responses to Trump’s crazy ‘Gulf of America’ comment. like, you know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even world leaders are getting in on the action. join this server for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so awesome even politicians can’t stay away. come on, you know you wanna be part of this madness. let’s show Trump what a real gulf of awesomeness looks like!

Players:	95/100	Votes:	2152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Potions Brewed:	85	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4