If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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