If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
Farms Harvested: 652 Buildings Constructed: 33
Zombie Dances: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Secret Passages Found: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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