If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
Epic Quests Completed: 25 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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