If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Emeralds Found: 5124
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 55
Dragon Eggs Found: 5775 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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