If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 655660
Zombie Dances: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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