Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

New Minecraft Servers

  • MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

    MagicManiac Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 353 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

    BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

    Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3690 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 366 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    New Chunks Explored: 425008 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Animals Bred: 86

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4021
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Chimeras Created: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 164 Legendary Scepters Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Zombie Dances: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9302 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Potions Brewed: 58 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 31
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

    Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

    /pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

    Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8844
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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