CraftyPoundsLost | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TalentlessButCool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Towns Built:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Calorie Burner Rest Stop Walks

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So like, yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got da most lit adventures eva! Like, imagine walkin’ in da game, right? But instead of just walkin’ straight, u gotta take mad stops along da way to burn dem calories! It’s like a workout in da game, fam!

So like, u start walkin’ and den u gotta stop and do some crazy challenges to keep goin’. Like, maybe u gotta fight off a horde of zombie pigs or build a tower of llamas to reach da next level. It’s like a boot camp in da Minecraft world, but way more fun!

And get dis, u gotta use more energy to start walkin’ again after each stop, so u burn even more calories! It’s like a never-ending cycle of exercise and adventure, all in one epic server. So come join us and get ready to sweat in da most epic way possible!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TerraCrafts Survival

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Welcome to TerraCrafts! Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com Game: Minecraft Java Dive into a world of adventure, exploration, and survival in TerraCrafts, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Whether you’re a builder, an adventurer, or a fighter, our server has something for everyone. Server IP: MC.TerraCrafts.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	629212
Void Gems Collected:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Tophat

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Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Crops Grown:	9158	Players Killed by Monsters:	9581

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Crops Grown:	1902
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5892
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Meteorites Collected:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ores Mined:	6779
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1990	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Westera SMP

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Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

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WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Items Found:	4429	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

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Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!