join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
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