join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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