join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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