join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Astral Projections Made: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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