CraftyPersianWarrior | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HappyMinerCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Gods Slained:	1

When they join our Minecraft server! Our server is so full of fun and excitement that even the saddest of players will be laughing their blocky heads off in no time. We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win prizes like diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is known for telling the best jokes in the land. So if you want to turn that frown upside down and build some epic structures with a community of hilarious players, join us now!

CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, car accident, car crash, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Christmas market, CrashmasCraft, emergency response, germany, holiday season, injured, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Pedestrians, safety precautions, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, vehicle collision

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Zombie Dances:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	3

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Magic Items Found:	2537
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magic Items Found:	6320
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Holy Grails Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5443	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	4596
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	262	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Towns Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Items Found:	6841	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94