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| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 5690 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 70 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 494 | Farms Harvested: | 837 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 90 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!
So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!
Johnny and Marty are 
