CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Star Shards Collected:	62	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	1161
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	1456
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VideoAssessmentVibes Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, assessment instructions, Background noise, Boundaries, Boyfriend, clothes noise, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coursework, disrespectful behavior., distractions, door noise, Footsteps, Frustration, frustration management, lack of respect, mic sensitivity, Minecraft, noise, relationship, Server, video assessment, VideoAssessmentVibes

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no background noise or other people’s voices to distract you from your gaming experience! Unless, of course, you’re like the person in this story who just can’t seem to follow simple instructions.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any interruptions. And if you do encounter any noisy players, just give them a virtual sigh and remind them to respect your space.

So come on over to our server and leave the real world behind – unless you want to bring in some drama like the person in this story. But hey, at least you won’t fail for it here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2120	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KidzCraftHavoc

Choices, college, culture, DATING, Daughters, decision, Divorce, education, family, forced marriage, Heir, INDEPENDENCE, KidzCraftHavoc, Partners, PRESSURE, refusing, Shelter, Sons, Stability, unmarried, young adult children

Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks free from societal norms and restrictions? Look no further! Join our server where you can make all the decisions for yourself, just like our 40-year-old player who escaped a forced marriage and built a new life for her and her children.

On our server, you can educate yourself, find a job, and support your virtual family without any pesky ex-husbands trying to control your every move. And don’t worry about divorce complications, we make it easy peasy lemon squeezy to break free from toxic relationships!

Plus, we have a supportive community where you can connect with other players who have escaped oppressive situations and are now living their best virtual lives. So come join us and build a better future for yourself, free from judgment and restrictions. Who needs a controlling ex-husband when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter tomorrow together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Emeralds Found:	2391	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

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LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	5223	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

What is the IP for Genshin Impact Minecraft Server?

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Genshin Impact is an action role-playing game developed and published by miHoYo. The game takes place in the fantasy world of Teyvat, where players assume the role of a traveler searching for their lost sibling. Along the way, they must explore the land, battle powerful enemies, and uncover the mysteries of this vibrant and diverse world. Genshin Impact features a gacha system for obtaining new characters and weapons, as well as multiplayer co-op gameplay. The game has garnered widespread acclaim for its stunning visuals, engaging storyline, and addictive gameplay.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8307	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sneedclave

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Dedicated, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, linux, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.

1.12.2 and later versions.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

EterniaMC – Chunks

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Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ores Mined:	4276
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	1410
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

Conflict Resolution, Demands, diplomatic negotiations, geopolitical tensions, harm’s way, international relations, Israeli, Israeli demand, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace enforcement, Peacebuilding, peacekeepers’ safety., peacekeeping mission, peacekeeping operations, security forces, U.N. peacekeepers, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, United Nations Security Council

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.