CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	454109
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

RLfactions

Base Defense, brutal survival challenges, building, challenging server, competitive, dragons, Dungeons, exciting gameplay, faction warfare, Factions, factions mechanics, Modded, PvP, Raiding, Rlcraft, RLFactions server, Strategizing, Survival, tough survival challenge, Vibrant environment

RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

QuoteMC

chance, crate keys, gameplay, Minecraft, Pickaxe, QuoteMC, Rewards, Server, Survival, sword, Voting, WIN

Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Divine Spears Created:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

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Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	262755	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	730	Ores Mined:	4984

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, Badge, CAR, Community, CopBlocker420, Crime Prevention, Duty, emergency, enforcement, fear, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Patrol, Police, protect and serve, public servant, Respect, response, Safety, smp, Trust, Uniform

Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Star Shards Collected:	179

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Character development, CraftyLifeLessons, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, Focus, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, life lessons, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, strategy, teamwork, video games

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8573
Dimension Hops:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Burnout Block Party

academic pressure, BLOCK, Burnout, Covid-19 pandemic, data analysis, healthcare education, healthcare professionals, medical school, medical students, mental health, mental health support, pandemic impact, Party, research, stress, student demographics, student groups, student mental health, student resilience, student well-being, study, survey

so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Xvxr

#youtube, Active, Active owner, box server, Community, community-driven, content creators, Cross-Play, Free Items, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, media creators, Minecraft, multiplayer, Not P2W, ONLINE, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5764	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Block Ops Minecraft Server

Adolf Hitler, Alfred Naujocks, assault, August 22 1939, BLOCK, declaration of war, ethnic cleansing, false flag attacks, France, German newspapers, Gleitwitz radio station, Gliwice, Heinrich Himmler, Heinrich Müller, hitler, Hochlinden, invasion of poland, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, Operation Himmler, Ops, Pitschen, Poland, Poland allies, Polish uniforms, Propaganda, propaganda war, Reinhard Heydrich, Server, SS agents, United Kingdom, world war II

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BPD and Autism Minecraft SMP Madness

anxiety, autism, BPD, comorbidity, coping, depression, Emotional Dysregulation, Identity, ISOLATION, madness, male mental health, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, neurodiversity, self harm, self worth, smp, stigma, Struggles, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have a wild time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?

With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.

So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoGuestRoom4U

#gamer, 3d printer, baby, cabinets, Conflict, design table, Desktop, gatherings, guest room, holiday, Hosting, impasse, industrial designer, Needs, NoGuestRoom4U, office, relationship, shelves, Space, Tools, VR setup

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the dilemma of whether to sacrifice your gaming den for a guest room, we offer a world where you can build your dream base without any interference.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!

We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!

So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8667	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	865	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HateQs_MinecraftSMP

annoying questions, bothersome questions, despised questions, detested inquiries, frustrating inquiries, hate being asked, HateQs_MinecraftSMP, irritating queries, loathed interrogations, Pet Peeves, vexing queries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HappyBlockCraft

Bliss, cheerful, cheerful disposition, Contentment, DELIGHT, elation, emotional uplift, euphoria, Feel-Good, Good Mood, gratification, Happiness, happiness boost, HappyBlockCraft, instant happiness, joy, joyous, Laughter, Pleasure, positive vibes, Smile, Uplifting

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	9222
Enchantments Applied:	177	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockBucksRUs

anti-money laundering, blacklisting, BlockBucksRUs, Body, Corruption, criminal organizations, financial crimes, financial institutions, financial intelligence, financial regulations, Global, illegal activities, illicit finance, illicit funds, illicit transactions, International cooperation, money laundering, regulatory compliance, russia, sanctions, suspicious activities

yo, so like this server is so lit that even the global money laundering body is considering blacklisting russia just to join us. like, we’re so epic that even international organizations are taking notice. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a money laundering mastermind yourself. join now before putin starts playing and ruins all the fun.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3446
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.