CraftyPainzMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally falling off a cliff and losing all your items? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice up your gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. From riding pigs off of mountains to accidentally setting your own house on fire, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see if you can top the most hilarious way you’ve ever hurt yourself in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	989	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Star Shards Collected:	273
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Crops Grown:	1707
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Westera SMP

Adventure, authentic, competitive, cowboys, Cross-Play, Economy, Friends, Frontier, HAT, Horses, Immersive, MCMMO, Mechanics, Pioneers, PvE, PvP, Saloon, Survival, Vanilla, Western, wild west, Wilderness

Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Zombie Dances:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Star Shards Collected:	163	New Chunks Explored:	772979

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

1.16.5, 1.16.X, 1.20.X, Anarchy, Auto-mine, Best anti-cheat server, Cases, donation, friendly players, fun players, Griefersky, Griefing, Jobs, Large Online, minecraft server, No Lags, Private plugins, Shop, sky pvp, smartphone games, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique Plugins, Weak PCs

WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

Challenging, claimed chunks, Community, Craft, CREEPERS, Docks, force loaded chunks, gameplay, Gaming, GregTech, griefing prevention, immersive experience, LAUGH, Minecraft, Modded, modded server, Modpack, new players, playstyles, Ready, Realistic, Server, sloops, smp, sneaky, terrafirmacraft, trading hall, v1.20.1, watch

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

best country, Crafty, culture, Democracy, Development, Diversity, Economy, education, Environment, equality, geography, Healthcare, History, Infrastructure, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Nations, opinion, Politics, Server, society, tourism, travel, world

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7703	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Emeralds Found:	7086
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

character agency, Character development, cultural impact, Diversity, Female Characters, female empowerment, female gamers, games, gaming industry, gender representation, Gender Roles, Girls, Little Girls, Minecraft, narrative design, Player Demographics, Protagonists, representation in media, smp, social norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, video games

Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Farms Harvested:	810	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	237	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MapleMC

Challenges, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

NexCraft Eternal

alliances, configurations, Economy, empire-building, Factions, finances, Griefers, influence, Land claiming, Land Protection, MCMMO, Mods, nation system, Player Run Economy, Resources, server-wide events, Survival Games, TAXES, Towny, ultimate experience, Vanilla, War, world

Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Green Acres Minecraft Server

#youtube, Acres, art, Cecilia, Cecilia Immergreen, Green.., half-life 2, Immergination, Immergreen, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, ImmerTemplate, memes, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, Stream, twitter

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Alien Abductions:	0
Ores Mined:	7404	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car rides, Communication, date, Driving, Expectations, Favors, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship maintenance, helping friends, Minecraft, mutual respect, night, passive aggressive, patterns, public transit, Reliability, rescue, Server, setting limits, social interactions, Support, taking advantage, Transportation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ExWifeExileCraft

aita, BF, blended families, Boundaries, canceling trip, Confrontation, Consistency, CoParenting, Disney, ex wife, ExWifeExileCraft, family dynamics, long term relationship, once in a lifetime experience, parenting, relationships, Stability, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.