CraftyNoobsdojo | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Nature Senses Alive

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	901
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, otzdarva, Server

Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Farms Harvested:	751	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

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What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Farms Harvested:	116	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	18
Enchantments Applied:	76	Dimension Hops:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

angry texts, Brazil, credit card, DEBT, family, finances, full-time, insurance, Latino culture, MomDebtNoMineCraft, moving out, part time, raising children, responsibilities, restaurant job, savings, selfish, Server, University, Vehicle, vet surgery

So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crops Grown:	2358	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	169	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	388
Void Gems Collected:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	143	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Items Found:	7102
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

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lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Galactic Satellite Farts

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so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Secret Passages Found:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimension Hops:	3