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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 885 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
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