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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8866 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 28 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
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