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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 1888 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 9747 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
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