CraftyMinecrafters | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WeddingCrasherCraft

bachelorette party, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, cakes, cultural ceremonies, Cultural differences, emotional drain, friendship, hair, maid of honor, makeup, micromanaging, professional makeup, sister of the bride, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding photos, wedding planning, WeddingCrasherCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride is the only shining star? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can be the center of attention on your special day!

Imagine a world where you can have professional hair and makeup done, only to be overshadowed by the bride who will micromanage your every move. But wait, there’s more! You can also be accused of trying to outshine the bride just by doing your own makeup because waiting for the artist is so last season.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be yelled at, mocked, and emotionally drained by the bride herself. And who needs group pictures with the bride anyway? It’s her day, not yours!

Join our server now and experience the wedding of a lifetime, where drama and chaos are guaranteed!

LootGuruMC SMP

advice, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, important lesson, knowledge, learn, life lessons, Life skills, LootGuruMC, Maturity, personal development, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Sooner, wisdom, wish

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8380
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	339958
Potions Brewed:	198	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1133	Dragon Scales Harvested:	363

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with all the mobs in the game, it’s wild! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to dance to disco music, he’s the life of the party.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and the End, it’s a crazy ride that will make you scream like a little baby! And don’t even get me started on our diamond mine, it’s so rich that even Herobrine is jealous.

So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you won’t regret it! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because things tend to get a little wacky around here. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyTariffHoards

Canadian, Chinese, Consumer, CraftyTariffHoards, Decision making, Economy, global trade, Goods, Hoarding, Impact, Imports, inflation, Mexican, Prices, savings, shopping, Stockpile, strategy, Tariffs, Trade, trump

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	83
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Chimeras Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about hoarding is diamonds! Forget about Trump and his crazy tariffs, on our server, the only thing getting taxed is creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us now and build your own diamond fortress before the prices skyrocket due to imaginary tariffs imposed by the Ender Dragon. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t have to worry about international trade wars in our blocky world!

TubercraftWarDodgers

avoidance, avoidance tactics, Conflict, conscription, Deceit, Deception, Evasion, Fake, health, Illness, international relations, military deployment, military service, North Korea, North Koreans, Politics, russia war, strategy, Trickery, TubercraftWarDodgers, Tuberculosis

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got North Koreans fakin’ tuberculosis to dodge goin’ to war in Russia! Can you believe it? Join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen! Build epic bases, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a fake disease epidemic to avoid your responsibilities! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Join now and let’s get this party started!

Lava City Blaze Out

air quality, Blaze, california wildfires, city, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster preparedness, emergency management, emergency response, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, fire prevention, global warming, heatwaves, increased likelihood, lava, Los Angeles, natural disasters, spread, urban areas, wildfire disaster

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real!

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Community Projects, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, HermitCraft-like theme, ordinary, PVP Event, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4674
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4625
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Ordinary SMP Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Mods	BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops
Why Join Us	Active and Diverse Players Whitelisted Server Events and Community Projects Custom Resource Pack
How to Join	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

You can join us by clicking on the link provided in the “How to Join” section above.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Java version 1.21.4

Are there any mods installed on the server?

Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, and Dragon Elytra Drops.

Is the server community-focused?

Yes, the server boasts a diverse player base from across the globe and emphasizes community building and collaboration on projects.

Are there any grief protection measures in place?

Although the server is vanilla, there are measures in place to protect builds from griefers.

What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Players can participate in server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects.

Is there a custom resource pack on the server?

Yes, the server features a unique custom resource pack with exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. Players can also submit ideas for custom items and rewards.

Pixel Quest 1.20

94727812, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Towns Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a boss, building epic structures that will make even Notch himself jealous.

And get this, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they’ll be walking into walls and drowning in puddles of water.

Plus, the community is lit AF, full of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

PuppyLove Minecraft Server

animal companionship, animal cruelty, animal welfare, dog ownership, Husky, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet love, pet neglect, pet rehoming, pet rehoming conflicts, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet training, pet training difficulties, puppylove, rehoming, Server, spaying, walking dogs

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	5121
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	398
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is like no other, filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to join. Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and experience the ultimate escape.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our server with a community like no other.

Join now and leave the drama behind. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server this epic? Let’s create some insane memories together!

Therapist AFK Again

Afk, aita, Cancelling, continue sessions, demanding, exception, hating patients, Late, moving abroad, online sessions, sick, Therapist, Upset, work meeting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	197	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Votes:	3254
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of unreliable therapists who can’t even show up on time for a session? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about your therapist ghosting you again – unless they’re a ghost in the game, that is.

Our therapists in-game are always on time, ready to listen to your problems and offer virtual counseling sessions that will blow your mind. Plus, they won’t cancel on you last minute because they’re “sick” or in a “work meeting”. They’re dedicated to helping you navigate through your virtual life with ease.

So why wait for your real therapist to show up when you can join our Minecraft server and get the support you need in a fun and interactive way? Don’t be the only one missing out on this epic virtual therapy experience – join now and start your journey to mental wellness today!

SMPCharmCraft: Ladies Love Surprises!

ladies, love, SMPCharmCraft, Surprises

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

OMG, so like, have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the coolest place ever to build and mine and stuff. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who wears a top hat made of diamonds. Like, how crazy is that?? And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington. I heard one player wished for a pet dragon and now they ride around on it like a boss. So, like, if you wanna join this wacky and wild server, just follow the rainbow road made of marshmallows and you’ll be there in no time. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

BlockyBeautyBoost

Allure, attractive, BlockyBeautyBoost, body positivity, Charm, Confidence, empowerment, Exercise, fashion, Grooming, hair, inner beauty, lingerie, makeup, outer beauty, seduction, self love, self-care, Self-expression, Sexy, skincare

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9743
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	78	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Join our server and transform into a pixelated supermodel with our exclusive custom skins that will have all the creepers drooling over you. Who needs diamonds when you can sparkle with confidence on our server?

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to slide into our DMs. We have the most epic build battles where players have created entire kingdoms made out of cake and unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil bunnies or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the Nether. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining powers and a killer sense of style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to slay in style like never before. Who knew looking sexy in Minecraft could be so much fun?

CelibacyCraft: Exit vs. Embed

CelibacyCraft, community engagement, Embed, emotional well being, exit, Gender Roles, incel forums, Incels.is, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, mens issues, mental health, mental health support, online communities, online forums, r/IncelExit, self improvement, sexual frustration, social dynamics, social isolation, stigma, support groups, toxic masculinity

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we study incel forums for men who can’t get a date! We got r/IncelExit where dudes tryna leave da incel life behind and Incels.is for da ones still stuck in dat incel mindset. On r/IncelExit, we got 74.7% informational support like how to talk to girls and stuff. But on Incels.is, it’s all about emotional support cuz these dudes need some serious help! Join now for a wild ride full of incel drama and maybe even find love in da blocky world of Minecraft!

Warped

application, collaboration, Community, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, Friendly, friendship, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minigames, Projects, rules, Server, smp, Standards, Trust, Vanilla, warped

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Warped SMP Server Overview
About Us	Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. We have a friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members.
Server Type	Semi-vanilla with Fabric and quality-of-life datapacks
Community	Diverse player base with community collaboration, group projects, and server-wide events
Expectations	High standard for new players and applications

FAQs

How do I join Warped SMP?

To join Warped SMP, you must first join our Discord server and then submit an application. Make sure to take your time on your application and ensure it meets our standards. If it doesn’t, we may ask you to redo it.

Is Warped SMP a true vanilla Minecraft experience?

Yes, Warped SMP stays true to its semi-vanilla roots and only uses quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid game-changing addons that go beyond vanilla mechanics.

Is Warped SMP a long-term server?

Yes, we last reset the server earlier last year and have no plans for another reset in the near future. Our priority is to provide a stable environment for players to work on builds and projects without the threat of a looming reset.

How can I stay updated on server events and news?

You can join our Discord server for regular updates on server events, news, and announcements. We also have an Instagram account where we share screenshots and gallery from the server.

Decade of NEET Adventure 1.20.5

1.20.5, 10 years, achievement, Adventure, anniversary, celebration, Decade, Journey, Life Changes, long term, looking back, milestone, moving forward, NEET, not in education, not in employment, not in training, personal growth, progress, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, unemployed

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	New Chunks Explored:	226253

Yo, bros and broettes, guess what? I’ve been a NEET for a whole freakin’ decade! Can you believe it? And to celebrate this momentous occasion, I’ve decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the history of, like, ever.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate virtual party for my NEET anniversary. We’ll have pixelated cake, virtual fireworks, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself (jk, but a girl can dream, right?).

So come on down and join the fun! Let’s make this NEETiversary one for the history books. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make some new friends along the way. Or not, who cares? It’s all about the memes, baby.

BroSisGFBeQuietMC

air fresheners, alternative milk, big pharma, BroSisGFBeQuietMC, friends tv show, health, healthy lifestyle, Holistic Living, instagram, Matthew Perry, Media, mindful living, Motherhood, perfume, respectful communication, RFK jr supporter, scented candles, tampons, Toxins, Tums, Vaccines

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can escape the real world craziness and dive into the wild world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual world where everyone is obsessed with holistic living and health. Need some virtual essential oils to calm your nerves after a creeper attack? We got you covered. And forget about using any potions with harmful ingredients, our server only allows organic, all-natural potions made from ingredients you can find in your virtual garden.

But that’s not all! Our server is also a hub for conspiracy theories and anti-media propaganda. Want to debate the validity of vaccines while building your dream castle? Look no further. And don’t worry about those pesky air fresheners or tampons, because on our server, we only use alternative products that won’t harm the environment (or your virtual body).

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of holistic living, conspiracy theories, and blocky adventures. Just remember to watch out for the virtual RFK jr supporters roaming around, they can be quite the handful.

Players:	94/400	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Players Killed by Monsters:	9275	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8