LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Void Armor Forged: 26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
Towns Built: 6 Star Shards Collected: 102
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
Runes Activated: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6648 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Magic Items Found: 3812
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Divine Spears Created: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Animals Bred: 198
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 183
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Falling into the Void: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 New Chunks Explored: 519715
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Magic Items Found: 1148
    Chimeras Created: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ores Mined: 4882
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 259
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

    The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!
    Server Name Remake SMP
    Season Season 5
    Community Size 9 to 15 players online during peak times
    Unique Features
    • Custom Origins System
    • RPG-Style Skill Trees
    • Player-Driven Lore
    • Proximity Voice Chat
    • Create Mod
    • Ice and Fire Mod
    • Whitelist Access
    Apply for Whitelist Join our Discord and apply today!

    FAQ

    What is the Custom Origins System?

    The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

    What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

    Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

    How does Player-Driven Lore work?

    The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

    What is Proximity Voice Chat?

    Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

    What mods are available on the server?

    The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

    How can I join the server?

    To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

    What types of players are welcome on the server?

    Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • City Craft Minecraft Server

    City Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

    3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Farms Harvested: 920 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Alien Abductions: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 754452 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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